family member: what are you doing with your life?

me: it's a surprise

library-mermaid:

Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.

(via heyfunniest)

red-summer-dress:

don’t forget to spoil him too. open his car door, order him the steak and pay for the bill. give him forehead kisses and reach for his hand in the car. let him fall asleep on your chest and play with his hair until he falls asleep. spoil ya man.

(via say-that-to-my-abs)

me standing inside a bank screaming: MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE

mylittleartshow:

People become attractive over time as you get to know them. Someone who you once felt completely neutral towards can make your stomach do somersaults. It’s not that they were not good looking to begin with, it’s just that things happened which made your conscience ease up and your heart changed. Good character can contribute to how someone perceives you.

(Source : thoughtfultea, via say-that-to-my-abs)


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